Sold my Stumpjumper the other day, thought I had good reasons, liked the guy I sold it to, he was totally psyched and paid a good price, and still I regretted it almost immediately.
So I consulted a famous specialist (Bianchigirl, thanks!) and she said take one of these and call me in the morning. It's a bit of a hot mess (replacment fork and some other odd bits) but I think it will work out well. I'll post more pics later on.
[edit] Parting shot of the old ride: