stevepusser

Where? New Zealand has no land snakes, just poisonous sea snakes, like Hawaii. Somehow people manage to tour in the hellhole that is Australia, with tiger snakes, funnel web spiders, cone snails, blue ringed octopi, salt water crocs, 'roos that sneak up behind you and kick you into ponds, bad-tempered koalas, and so on. New Zealand just has evil parrots that rip your car to bits, and I would assume bikes also.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU-hxANt60