Right, let's do it right in 2014!
Stealth bikes are dumb. Colnago and Pinarello are fugly. Mass market commonplace is the only way to go!
My New Year's resolution is to only consider bikes hot if they meet all of these critea:
lugs (any material)
tan sideall tires
at least one color
Exceptions will be made for bikes with two of the three:
tubulars
downtube shifters
campagnolo
automatic disqualification is given to a bike with any of the below:
splash bar tape
disc brakes
Hydraulic rim brakes (road)