Old 02-23-14, 07:17 PM
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zymphad
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Originally Posted by gc3
Best money I ever spent. I accelerated like the third stage of the space shuttle booster rocket. I climbed like a rhesus monkey with a roman candle stuck up it's rear. I braked like a porsche with 22 inch brembo disks. I saw unicorns and rainbows every time I turned my head. Women threw their bras and panties at me as I rode by.

Thanks for asking.
I want women to throw their bras and panties at me. All I get is, "Buy a car loser!" from the girls. As long as the panties are washed and not streaked by poop/menstrual stains.
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