Originally Posted by
abrianb
The bike is stolen. Turn yourself into local authorities. Face up to the crime you have committed. The Nsa/San Mateo bicycle theft task force is already assembling a recovery team. An aluminum foil hat will not prevent Motorola's new mind scan and control from reprogramming. You will be assimilated. live long and prosper.
I thought bike thieves got exiled to Ceti Alpha V and then assimilated?
Seriously though, you thought buying a bike from a high school kid was a good idea? Especially a cheap bike for $50. Lets assume for a second it's not stolen it's probably a crap bike if it's even safe to ride. Now in NYC I'd say that bike screams stolen. However in CA I don't know for sure. It could be and it could not be. Maybe try to find a serial number on it?
If it is stolen now would be an excellent time to turn yourself in before the swat team busts down your door.
