Originally Posted by
silversx80
When you're in the saddle, and have to fart, how do you do it?
Do you lift? Lean? Stay seated and fire out a squeaker? Flatulence before a break-away for a competitive advantage? Let out an SBD and blame the rider in front? Hold it in for ammunition against the wary wheelsucker?
Me, I like to angle straight back and give it a little push. Reynold's Transport Theorem shows me that I can expect a little thrust. It's all about marginal gains.
I'm all for having fun, but lets try to keep it a tad classy. Just a tad isn't asking too much.
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