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Old 01-16-16, 04:58 PM
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Craig's List Idiotic Posts Of The Day!

And on our wonderful Indianapolis Craig's List today we have listed under BICYCLES ...

A Cinderella coat! Why? Because anyone who's into riding is also into wearing teh Cinderellaz kit. That's right! Every serious cyclist NEEDS one of these in their wardrobe.

Up next we have a Super Glide motorcycle, because everyone who is looking to purchase a bike really wants to purchase a motorcycle instead. There's no way around it. You KNOW you want it! Why bother using your legs when you can have a "real" engine?

Oh, and here's a GMC Denali with no pictures to accompany the post. Don't worry, it's in "like new" condition. The ad says so!

And finally, for today we have a pair of roller blades to round out our cycling accessories. That's right! These are "special" roller blades so they don't belong under the Sporting Goods section. These are "cycling" roller blades so it's OK to post them under Bicycles.

Craig's List ... making humanity dumber 1 IQ point at a time.

I have no affiliation with any of these items. No Cinderella coats have been harmed in the making of this post.
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