I'm loving these ideas. Especially la Policia, no va and Bikey McBikeface. It seems like Huffy is the runaway leader, but I'm not so sure how well known Huffy is in the Southern Hemisphere. VinnyVincent may be on to something with WalMart.
As for the idea that I'm wasting my time... well, of course I am. But I'm still enjoying this silly exercise.
And for the copyright infringement predictament... a) I doubt it's illegal and b) I really don't expect the copyright cops to be out in force in the Andes.
Keep the ideas coming. I'll make a decision by the weekend.