Originally Posted by MKRG

"10. Road Bikes : Road bike riders are the new non-transportational cyclists. They get all sanctimonious if you don't show up with a BMW with carbon strapped to the trunk and they go to brunch with their diaper pants and their gu stained bib-shorts, their waists are generally large so it begs the question, "Why carbon?" Their precious baby bikes aren't designed to bear that weight even at the low speed, low stress MUP on the way to the donut shop. And don't invite them to a party at your house or they will drop their noisy comments about grams and carbon on the poor tired ears of people who actually use their bikes functionally instead of recreationally, they will drink all your wine and generally act "Holier than thou" and leave the rest of the revelers thinking, "What a pompous ass"

*Just for fun.