I try to get my cycling presents for my friends after christmas in the sales. Best buy I ever got was a cycling top for a rather large friend that fitted him. As he is XXXXL in size you can imagine the problem he has even getting ordinary clothes to fit him.
Hoping the wife is reading this, but I could do with a pair of winter gloves please. The pair you bought me 5 years ago are somewhere in the garage, but I can't find them. It's about time you cleared it out again.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot seven.
Spike Milligan