oh yeah, also, i have to rule out buying things. i think the resources i'm working with are, an extra small knapsack and ducktape. i wonder if there's a way to strap the dealie onto my stem and bars somehow, that won't completely inhibit my ability to control my bike. we'll see. either way, it's bound to be fun/ridiculous/uncomfortable.
chimbly, that picture made me pee my pants.
unfortunately i'm at work.