Originally Posted by GrannyGear

What you don't do is come in, turn left, flip on the PC, click the "BF" icon on your toolbar and, virtually, keep riding but in your chair. Instead, you come in, turn right and start throwing laundry (including still damp lycra shorts?) into the Maytag knock-off washer. Then you sit down feet up, grab something by Maynard Hershon--drink an Endurox toast if it was a "push" ride--and float on an endorphin cloud.

Then, properly buzzed, you go flip on "BF". (I think married guys just go take out the garbage or something.)