Originally Posted by
Seattle Forrest
Have you tried kicking the instructor in the groin?
I have not tried this. Upon reflection, it seems that if I took that route, I would be subjecting my instructor (who, after all, is just human) to the same over-stimulation that he/she is subjecting me to with their "music". What I propose, instead, is covertly replacing their "music" with something like Handel's Water Music Suite in D, coupled with sounds of falling rain, at a proper, moderate volume, so that when he/she switches it on, they crumble to the floor in agony and confusion, desperately and futilely attempting to comprehend the event.