After having spent the morning applying glyphosate to our experimental test patches, I guess you can now add hemp (and kenaf) farmer to the list of jobs I've had over the years (a list that also includes baby formula taste tester, corn detassler, and detailer at a used airplane dealership among more normal sounding jobs). If you want to be mean, I suppose you could also now add "tool of Monsanto" to that list too (but I'd prefer you didn't because I didn't choose Roundup; it's just what the university grounds crew had that they were willing to give me for free).
Also sort of interacted with the dude who got caught cutting (and apparently smoking) leaves from our plot last year. From what I hear, he told the guy who caught him that it was the smoothest, most mellow stuff he'd ever smoked. Must not have noticed the signs specifically saying it wasn't weed and had no THC.