I think y'all should get together to really see who cares the least about Strava. Find the one most true, and crown them the one and only "Stravapathetic."
Though now that I think about it, that does sound suspiciously like competition. Perhaps disinterest in Strava is like The Game. Once you think about Strava, Strava has won.
And I mean, going out of your way to post on the internet about how you don't care about Strava... ironic? Just a smidgin?
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