Originally Posted by
pdlamb
Sorry man, you either have an olfactory defect or an olfactory sensitization. My bicycles smell like ... whatever space they're in. Dirty clothes might stink, but a night after lubing the chain, there's no odor left. I'm afraid your description is psychosomatic.
Well yeah, the entire forum is telling him that bikes don't particularly smell, but he says it must be something wrong with me...