Take that Black Sabbath album cover and print it onto some cardstock the size of a post card. Then mail it to them adressed to Brushy Bike Owners. Write the text with your wrong hand in thick pencil. Say that you “want ta ristory da bike” then cross that out and write “I mean fixemup the bike to ride”. Sign it as “My uncle’s nephew who lives next door to you” then add “I mean my uncle lives next door to you” then add with your good writing hand “and my uncle isn’t mean”.
add a hand drawn $20 bill at the bottom of the card.

I suspect the real story is that the high school son who’s bike it is got a flat tire and then got mad and just threw it in the bushes, and that the parents don’t care as long as they don’t have to look at it and don’t trip over it.