This thread made me laugh out loud.
Sense of humor especially in in the winter is always good.
nlerner and
eja_ bottecchia are correct
Actually the transmitters which are ingrained at the molecular level in those four magnets on your wheel are not strong enough, individually, to keep the Earth's magnetic field functioning properly.
It takes four of them to focus the transmission to the north and south poles on the proper spectrum and achieve sufficient bandwidth.
However what was not mentioned is the bike needs to be ridden at least 50 miles a week to keep
the system working as designed.
You better get that bike rolling again soon.
The world is depending on you.
Footnote.
The magnetic field balancing system is calibrated for 27" wheels. If you switch to 700c or 650b or other wheel size it will need to be recalibrated.
If you do that I can put you touch with a guy I know at the agency that designed the system.
( Gosh, and still 2.5 months to April 1.)