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Old 02-28-19, 04:40 AM
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Maelochs
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Go to BikesDirect. Buy the cheapest bike they sell equipped with the parts you like. Swap the parts you have for the parts on the bike you just bought. Sell the new bike with old parts.

Or, join the thousands who made short films of themselves burning up their $200 Nike sneakers. Strip all the Shimano parts off your bike and mash them to powder with a sledgehammer. You will bring laughter to millions.

To really go the extra mile, miss and hit your foot with the hammer once or twice.
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