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Old 03-12-19, 03:03 PM
Half drunk? Finish!
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A 7-iron is what you use to whack the dog that the club owner sent out to steal your ball because you somehow forgot to pay.

It's what you hold, loosely but securely, when the club owner realizes the dog is afraid of you, and comes to have a chat.

It's what you put down after the club owner agrees to let you finish out if you buy a round when you're done.

I don't golf, use more balls than clubs, but I can hold a 7-iron with implied intent.

So the Ironman is my deal.
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