Okay, okay. So this is not a Floridaman post. Sue me.
Florida python: Massive pregnant snake caught using new approach
A national park in Florida has captured a record 17ft (5.2m) python using an innovative approach to tackling the invasive species.
The female snake, the largest ever to be removed from Big Cypress National Preserve, weighed 140lb (63.5kg) and was carrying 73 developing eggs.
Pythons pose a major threat to native wildlife in the state.