I also know it's Torpado... How? Well, because I know how to read. But perhaps we should discuss what a joke
is as well, since it's apparently lecture time! 
I included the lecture and explained why in post
#11 . More than one person has made the mistake, including Google and Ebay search, of reading torpedo rather than Torpado. The information was not intended to offend, only to help me find a bike that I think the pouch would best suit so that I can do something nice for someone. Anyway...
At today's end, I will choose and ask the intended recipient to send me a shipping address so that I can send him or her the pouch.