I almost became road kill last night. I was running late for 24 at my girl's place (thank god for Tivo), and i'm cruising up to this red light. I see a monster SUV coming, and he has a green, so I slow down and pull towards the line. He pulls his wheels hard left to turn (no blinker), and this cock sucking mother ****ing ******bag **** rag decides to cut the corner soo close he almost hits the car that's parked to the right of me. So i slam on the pedals and turn my wheel hug the hood of the car he almost clipped, and his front bumper clears my rear wheel by about 6 inches. If I didn't move I would've been plowed over. I hear the guy rolling down his window and I turn to give chase and get his plate number, but he saw me, slammed on the gas and took off down Ave. C toward Houston. I deicided to let it go and go get some good lovin instead of revenge. I came seriously close to dying last night, and was still a little shaken up by the time I got to the girl's.