Originally Posted by
noodle soup
someone give me the Cliff's notes.
Dude took a great, perfectly serviceable bike and mummified it. In the prime of its life he decided it was too good to actually use, so he's going to bury it in a vault under Mt. Everest and throw away the key, so that no human eyes will ever behold its glory again until space aliens come upon this lifeless rock someday, pry open Mt. Doom expecting to find the One Ring, and instead unpack his glorious artifact of a bike and worship it as a god.