Lovely post. Just curious, do you have any issues with people who play 0 sports but wear football and baseball attire like jerseys and caps?
Also, TDF-type cyclists are old and tired, the new 'look' to rage about, IMO, is the unkempt facial hair/flannel shirt/cowchipper handlebar/fat tire bikepacking, adventuring, have-a-beer-in-camp-but-leave-no-trace gravel riders.