Gosh, since taking up cycling seven months ago, I've...
...lost seventy pounds
...regained my dark locks (no more gray)
...stopped going to fast food places, and never looked back
...been offered a contract to host my own "how to" television series on the Outdoor Network
...upgraded from a $350 bike to a $3,500 bike (and actually that was free, because I'm endorsing it)
...had my pick of beautiful women who keep throwing themselves at me.
And to think -- I did this on 250 miles a month!
Now, HiYo, I could tell you exactly how I did this, but that would spoil your journey of self-discovery. I'll leave the advice giving to the others on the forum.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shoveling to do. It's getting a bit too deep in here, even by my standards.
