Originally Posted by Velikus

Here's what you do - get the oldest, crappiest digital camera you own that'll still connect to your computer, then take the bike and lay it down in a patch of weeds, or maybe in a hedgerow, wait until dusk, and as the sun is dipping below the horizon take three fast pics from about thirty feet away, all of the non-drive side. Post those pics on craigslist under the heading 'Road Bike $2000' and in the description don't mention the bike at all but spend two paragraphs talking about how the price is written in blood and that you still have it. Later, when it doesn't sell, lower the price by 50 bucks and add (REDUCED PRICE!) in the headline.

/s