Originally Posted by gearbasher

Ten ways to tell if you're vintage:

1: Your doctor is younger than you.
2: The cop that pulled you over is younger than you.
3: You put a new roof on your house and tell yourself: "That's the last time I'll have to do that,"
4: Your watching reruns of "The Partridge Family" and you're checking out Shirley Jones and not Susan Dey.
5: You're watching a movie you love with the kids and they never heard of any of the actors.
6: You overhear someone say: "I didn't know Paul McCartney was in a band before "Wings".
7: A kid asks you the time. You say: "It's a quarter to 10". and he doesn't understand you. Then you say: "It's 9:45" and he gets you.
8: You're driving a classic car that's a year younger than you and someone asks if you bought it new,
9: Someone you think is older than you calls you "Sir".
10: AARP letters are coming in the mail.