Originally Posted by
mstateglfr
It actually sounds like you were dehydrated. I would just add a bottle of vodka to your bottle cages the next time you ride 45mi without food after having downed a fifth of vodka.
It'll help you stay hydrated and ensure you keep making those great life choices you are known for.
I wasn't dehydrated, stopped to refill my water, and vodka in the bottle cages is already something I do but thanks for the tip