Originally Posted by
seypat
You could also go old school fake Bible Belt cussing. Find a noun version of a word like dadgummit or dagnabbit. I need to think of one the elders used to say.
It makes me think of this SB episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tyk3CiBL2g
Use the technique, Squidward! Bring it around town! Bring it around town!
Fun fact: Squidward is an octopus not a squid.