Here's the article from roadbikerider.com:

DEAR UNCLE AL: I read your initial rant, and I hear you loud and clear about keeping bikes clean, but I'd really rather ride my bike during my spare time, not clean it. For those of us who hate all cleaning, bike or house, what is the fastest way to clean the bike or drivetrain to keep it in good (acceptable) condition? -- Mark G.

UNCLE AL FIRES BACK: After every ride, take a can of Pledge furniture polish and spray it on your frame, avoiding the rims and brake pads. Wipe it down good.

Or, if you've ridden in the wet, mist the bike with a hose, spray on Simple Green foaming bike cleaner, let it sit a few, spray it off, then dry with a soft clean cloth.

The Pledge approach takes about 5 minutes. The Simple Green approach takes longer, but you can shower while the foam works its magic.