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What's wrong with those bikes? **** components? None of this stuff will break under normal use and maintenance within the next 5 years, and would work fine for the majority of bike riders. The geometry is fine, materials are good. Who cares if the names are bastardized, history is the bastardization of one object/idea by another until the current state.
In conclusion, let's ride bikes.