I'd also like to fore-acknowledge the pretty spectacular lameness involved in laminating cards in celebration of... sitting down a lot. And I mean a LOT, here.
Why don't we just put merit badges on our mess straps and be done with it.
edit: Merit badges could be pretty awesome, actually. In that shameless way. I know we got some crafty *****es up in this, too.
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Villin custom touring | Raleigh XXIX | Medici Pro Pista | 1978 Schwinn Stingray