Originally Posted by awunder
Rode up fast on her left and as I passed, gave her (and her bike) a quick once over, with momentary eye contact) and said "I'm sure (Name of weather man you've likely never heard of) said it wasn't going to be windy today"
You brought up the weather? Oh man.
Ten years ago I'd see a girl and I'd think, "man, that's a nice butt". Today when I see them I'm more prone to think, "man, that's a nice bike".