Originally Posted by Carusoswi
I don't ride Cyclocross - just have the bike.
OK, this reminds me of a story, totally off-topic and not even bike related. But, I'm gonna tell it anyway, cuz that's just the kind of idiot I am.
A kid is walking down the main drag in some sea-side town. As he comes up to a bar, a sailor comes walking out. The kid sees the sailor and greets him..
"Hey sailor, I love the Navy, Anchors aweigh, can I have your hat?"
The sailor says, sure, and gives him his dixie cup.
A few blocks later the kid nears another bar where a Marine comes tumbling out the door and ends up face up in the gutter. His uniform is a mess, his face is bloody and the smell of whiskey is all over him. The kid walks over and says..
"Hey Marine, Halls of Montezuma, Leatherneck dude, can I have your hat?"
The drunken Marine squints up and sees the kid with the dixie cup on his head looking eagerly down at him... "Get the F outta here, ya little queer bast@rd!"
The kid is shocked and replies excitedly, "Oh no, I'm not a sailor, I just have the hat!".
Har har...I got a million of em...some are even funny.
