Originally posted by Joe Gardner
Next thing I know, im riding through what a thought was smoke from a campfire, then it felt like hundreds of pins hitting my face, arms, and legs, it wasn't smoke, it was millions of mosquitoes! By the time I figured this out, it was too late, i had a mouth full of the things, i took a swig of water from my camelbak and tried to spit them out, but to no avail, they stuck to everything in my mouth, my teeth, the roof of my mouth, my tongue... everything, plastered by these black little creatures from hell. I took another gulp of water, and tried to spit, i couldn't even get the water out of my mouth, the taste was horrible, I wanted to puke, but i couldn't, some unknown force made me swallow.
I am sure that "unknown force" was from the "dark side."
Joe, you should write some of those disgusting horror stories, you know, the kind that get worse as you go, with hope slipping further and further away with every sentence!
Yech!
