I remember the first time I saw the almighty ******.....
The first thing was I freaked out, disgusted at what I saw....
....then I was figuring out if it was fake, since there is no way that's possible (at least in my mind it wasn't)
....then about 15 minutes later I realized I was analyzing some dude's rectum for the past 15 minutes, and broke into uncontrollable laughter.
I must buy the ****** iPod skin, even though I don't own an iPod. I'd link it, but I'm at work, and I really don't want to trip the webfilters for ****** today.