Originally Posted by Cyclaholic

When it's cold, dark, howling wind, raining sideways, and i know it's going to hurt I talk to myself like a drill sergeant, the inner conversation goes something like "well? what are you waiting for numbnuts? get the f**k out there and try to show us that you're not the girl your momma tried to raise you as! What are you waiting for? your momma to change your daipers and pop het tittie in your mouth? WELL, IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN YOU FRIGGIN *****! GET YER WIMPY ASS ON THAT GODDAMNED BIKE AND GET OUTTA MY SIGHT YOU *****!"

Then I get out on the road and even though I'm a devout practicing atheist I mock god and say things like "geez for an all powerfull entity that's a piss-poor effort at wind and rain, I can piss harder than that, c'mon I'm laughing at your almighty all-powerfull ass.... I'm going to thoroughly enjoy riding through your halfassed effort at this so-called 'bad weather' coz it aint half as bad as you think"