Cake - You Part The Waters:
"You've got your grand piano
You don't even play piano
I'm the one who plays piano."
mp-what-player? I don't do techmologie, and nor do I want to shut out the sounds of the world. Hell, that's why I'm on the bike! I just sing to myself. Sometimes out loud
They already think I'm an idiot for being on the bike -- why not be the singing idiot on the bike?