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Old 05-03-05, 06:18 AM
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Armstrong seen in bathroom...

Word on the street is that Lance was seen in a public restroom in Austin.

How does this affect his TDF chances?
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Old 05-03-05, 06:33 AM
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Crappy? (ducks)
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Originally Posted by Laggard
Word on the street is that Lance was seen in a public restroom in Austin.

How does this affect his TDF chances?


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Number one or number two?
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From what I can tell due to the fact that
Cheryl Crow was NOT in the bathroom with him,
that he nodded hello to someone (a clear taunt),
his faithful lieutenants were not there to assist him
that his career is in the crapper, and
that he has flushed his chance to get number 7
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Old 05-03-05, 07:41 AM
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The Alleged Victim

More news as we get it.
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Man, that blows.
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This is a truly bad sign. His body is running so inefficiently that it is making waste.
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he probably ran in there after gorging on a big ice cream sundae.
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Gee I am surprised no one ran in and checked the trash cans for banned substances, or worse yet something they could sell on ebay.
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He wasn't in there with George Michael was he?
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He wasn't in there with George Michael was he?
Possibly, rumor has it that he was humming "I want your sex" upon exiting the facility.
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An interesting rumor...

Although my sources are telling me that it was actually a Lance look-a-like. The conspiracy is that he is having puffy/fat versions of himself seen in public so his rivals are thrown off the fact that he is actually super human having had bionic parts (Steve "AUSTIN") inserted during his cancer treatments.
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Old 05-03-05, 06:55 PM
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He wiped his ass with the back of his gloves.
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Eki was seen on the floor I hear.
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Did he scratch himself?

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HMM that blow drier looks interesting. If he was to lip lock the end turn it on and inhale deep it would expand his lungs, thus increasing his lung capacity. SHHHH don't tell the UCI.
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Rumor is he left a substance behind, but he flushed it before it could be deemed illegal or not.
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