Caption Contest
 

A.)
http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos...dset-early.jpg

B.)
http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos...dset-wreck.jpg

Add your own caption!

Picture B. Marco Velo; (Milram rider next to T-mobile): "Wheelies!? how boring..... try an endo!"

A) "nah, it's your B-tension that's up the spout"

"Pwned."

For both of them.

Picture B: Guy in the Green kit, on the ground: Thinking to himself "It's a good thing I shaved today."

A - I see the quarter, it is a quarter.

B -Hold up it is a bottle cap.

S/F,
CEYA!

A) I don't get it. My sprinting form looks good, yet everyone else is doing it sideways and winning.

B) I hear that maybe you should stretch out your low back after a sprint like that.

After a short hiatus, the Harlem Globetrotters give cycling a try.

Picture B:

Anakin Skywalker (Team Milram) uses the Force, gets the stage win. Later disqualified after blood testing reveals elevated levels of midichlorian.

:D :D :D

A) "Trying to sprint 'recumbent style' to get more aero just isn't ****in' workin', coach!!"
B) "Ok, you two morons aren't getting 3rd place if I can help it...."

B) Guy in green on ground "Must keep rolling!!! One more and I'm across the line!!!"

BAHHAHAHAHAHA!

A: "Ale-Jet just farted so bad that I had to get out of his wake" (guy in white)

B: "They worked! The bean burritos worked...my new weapon of choice!" (Ale-jet)

2nd: "Little did they know, the race organizers had placed the finsh on a fault line."