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Old 06-21-06, 02:06 PM
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Der Caption contest

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"Mine are bigger"
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Oh, that photo's been around a while, eh?
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An attack from the Peloton on the Mountain Stage could really end this race...
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If I make up a caption and win, can I use the 33 points to upgrade?
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i was wondering what happened to melanie griffith.
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Finally, some podium girls for the larger riders...
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Ja, the benefits of giving up der bratwurst
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Originally Posted by Cypress
"Mine are bigger"
Winnnnnn ERRRRRRR!!!
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WOW! Those have to be the ugliest faced podium girls ever..... looks like they got some harley babes to do awards.

Jan: ::sniffle, tear:: "Reminds me of mothers...Der Jan loves milk"
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Der frau's belly reminds me of der pillsbury strudel man! Mmmmm...strudel.
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Der Kaisers thighs would crush those mountains to dust!
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Mein Gott! Welche enormen flopzentitzen!!
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Originally Posted by domestique
WOW! Those have to be the ugliest faced podium girls ever..... looks like they got some harley babes to do awards.

Jan: ::sniffle, tear:: "Reminds me of mothers...Der Jan loves milk"
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Originally Posted by domestique
WOW! Those have to be the ugliest faced podium girls ever..... looks like they got some harley babes to do awards.

Jan: ::sniffle, tear:: "Reminds me of mothers...Der Jan loves milk"
Those women are just downright NARSTY! Freakin pigs.
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X-Ray Specs my Ass

Ha! Funny....
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When Jan Ullrich declaired his intention of spending more time in the mountains, most people mistakenly assumed he would be bringing his bicycle along.
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