Top 10 reasons I race my bike
10. I dig the machines.
9. Carbon wheels 8. Snot rockets 7. Speed 6. Pain 5. I can eat three time as much as my wife and never gain any weight 4. I look great in Spandex 3. My legs look great shaved 2. A sport where being skinny is a plus But the number one reason.....I just look great in Spandex!!!! |
My reasons:
1: I like crashing. 2: I can't find anything else to do on a summer weekend. 3: Driving 3 hours for a 45 minute event just makes sense. 4: All the prize money. Just kidding. I love racing. I just don't know why. |
Originally Posted by recursive
My reasons:
1: I like crashing. 2: I can't find anything else to do on a summer weekend. 3: Driving 3 hours for a 45 minute event just makes sense. 4: All the prize money. Just kidding. I love racing. I just don't know why. |
Originally Posted by El Diablo Rojo
10. I dig the machines.
9. Carbon wheels 8. Snot rockets 7. Speed 6. Pain 5. I can eat three time as much as my wife and never gain any weight 4. I look great in Spandex 3. My legs look great shaved 2. A sport where being skinny is a plus But the number one reason.....I just look great in Spandex!!!! George W. Bush is from Texas. After reading this, does that make more sense now? Oh yes. Hang in there America. Jan. 2009 is only 23 months away. |
I'm still working on reasons 1 and 4, but I'm good for all the rest!
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1. Because without somebody riding it, I actually have a shot of beating my bike in a foot race. ;)
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Because when you're a 38-year old Cat 5, winning a pair of shorts for a prime is as sweet as the Maillot Jaune.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
George W. Bush is from Texas. After reading this, does that make more sense now? Oh yes.
Hang in there America. Jan. 2009 is only 23 months away. |
When you're done with a really epic race or training and you talk to your friends afterwards. That feeling you get when everything your friends say is funny. Yeah dude. I live for that.
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Two handed salutes. That'll keep you coming back for more.
Plus, that feeling of rolling a through and off break at 48kph and the legs are cutting the wind like butter. Form is always a nice feeling. |
I dont' race, I coach. But I have similar ten reasons:
1) Teaching younger people what I love about the sport 2) Teaching people how to do it relatively safely 3) Watching them win, place, show 4) Helping them appreciate success and failure 5) Stewardship - the sport isn't about me 6) Talking about farts and other topics on long van trips 7) Discounts on equipment from our sponsors 8) Learning how I relate to different people 9) Getting more people into the sport 10) Having a large group of people that know what I mean when I say "Keep the rubber side down" |
Originally Posted by skinny
While "scrub brush" was born in a hospital in CT, from the age of two, he lived in, grew up in, and was socialized in Texas. It would be difficult to imagine any other state producing this kind of president. I live in Texas, and I can't think of a single polite thing to say about him.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
George W. Bush is from Texas. After reading this, does that make more sense now? Oh yes. Hang in there America. Jan. 2009 is only 23 months away.
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As stupid as it sounds, I really do believe H.G. Wells:
When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. ~H.G. Wells I do feel we'd be better off if everyone rode bicycles! But this man really had it right, and conveys my own attitude behind cycling: When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking. ~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle~ |
1. I like making grown men hurt so bad they quit
2. The Pain is Cleansing |
Originally Posted by Smoothie104
1. I like making grown men hurt so bad they quit
2. The Pain is Cleansing |
Well, if it were easy, you wouldn't take much pride in having accomplished it, now would you?
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Originally Posted by El Diablo Rojo
10. I dig the machines.
9. Carbon wheels 8. Snot rockets 7. Speed 6. Pain 5. I can eat three time as much as my wife and never gain any weight 4. I look great in Spandex 3. My legs look great shaved 2. A sport where being skinny is a plus But the number one reason.....I just look great in Spandex!!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...hillclimb2.jpg |
Botto, if you have a job. get back to it.
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Originally Posted by Snicklefritz
Botto, if you have a job. get back to it.
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Originally Posted by botto
that time of the month?
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Originally Posted by El Diablo Rojo
You do well with ladies don't you.....cause that's just smoooooth.
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Originally Posted by monk
Go back and hang out in P & R where you belong . . . I can't believe you turned this post into a Bush-bashing. It's pitiful.
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Originally Posted by jfblodi
+1
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Originally Posted by botto
that time of the month?
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