Why did THIS never get a caption contest??
04-02-07, 11:30 PM
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because what the Chipotle dude did with the prop in an earlier photo was even worse...
04-03-07, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Vinokurtov
"I don't care what Ferrari says, I'm not using the damn suppository"
Brilliant
04-03-07, 04:13 AM
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"Try to beat this Boonen!"......... stuffing, gone to a whole new level.
04-03-07, 05:44 AM
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"Grrrrreat....thank you....why the hell did they give me this oversized sack of stovetop popcorn for a prize...."
04-03-07, 09:54 AM
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I have some ideas, but I will refrain. :-~
THAT"S a good one!
04-03-07, 11:26 AM
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because the Argyle is funnier.
fwiw, that's Jeff Roake in the blue shirt in the lower left corner. God of all Announcers.
fwiw, that's Jeff Roake in the blue shirt in the lower left corner. God of all Announcers.
04-03-07, 11:27 AM
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^^ got any audio?
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04-03-07, 11:35 AM
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It is rare I will say this, but here goes.
(1) As you can all see, I am happy to be here
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I was going to write some more but I think I'll stop here
(1) As you can all see, I am happy to be here
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I was going to write some more but I think I'll stop here
04-03-07, 11:37 AM
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"I knew Chipotle was giving us free burritos, but DAMN."
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04-03-07, 12:12 PM
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In think he got the song wrong. It's supposed to be:
"1. Cut a hole in the box ..."
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"1. Cut a hole in the box ..."
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04-03-07, 02:50 PM
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Noone knew that this picture would capture his last moments before that freak lightning bolt jumped from the sky...
04-03-07, 02:53 PM
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I didn't have any protection on me, but I did have some aluminum foil...
04-03-07, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by EventServices
because the Argyle is funnier.
fwiw, that's Jeff Roake in the blue shirt in the lower left corner. God of all Announcers.
fwiw, that's Jeff Roake in the blue shirt in the lower left corner. God of all Announcers.
04-03-07, 04:51 PM
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"Oh, no," he said. "I've got a bad case of podium erection. My argyle-encased weiner will surely be the subject of a BF caption contest. I'll never live down the shame. But wait! I'll just hold my sponsor's giant phallic burrito in front of the ol' privates, and ... there ... Dignity preserved! All the juvenile BFers will have to look elsewhere for their penis jokes this week. Whew. That was close."
04-03-07, 09:25 PM
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OMG, yes. Good catch. You're right. Roakester is the Cardinal of A-m-e-r-i-c-a-n Announcers.
My bad.
That would make Daniel Mangeas the Pope.
My bad.
That would make Daniel Mangeas the Pope.
04-03-07, 11:04 PM
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Newsflash: Amgen ends sponsorship of Tour of California mid-race; Pfizer and Enzyte immediately "stand up" to fill some "big shoes" respectively.
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