Jesus What a Strange Thing to Do
04-11-07, 11:31 PM
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Jesus What a Strange Thing to Do
3 oz Bacardi 8 rum
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
Sugar syrup to taste
Shake and serve over crushed ice.
Somehow appropriate that this was Hemingway's favorite drink, although he surely would not approve.
20 minutes Norelco Body Groomer, attachment 3
Get in shower
20 minutes Norelco Body Groomer, no attachment
Finish with Gillette Mach 3.
Job done. Wife skeptical at best, hostile at worst.
Well. Who can explain the depth of weird obsessions?
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
Sugar syrup to taste
Shake and serve over crushed ice.
Somehow appropriate that this was Hemingway's favorite drink, although he surely would not approve.
20 minutes Norelco Body Groomer, attachment 3
Get in shower
20 minutes Norelco Body Groomer, no attachment
Finish with Gillette Mach 3.
Job done. Wife skeptical at best, hostile at worst.
Well. Who can explain the depth of weird obsessions?
04-11-07, 11:35 PM
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TMI my man, TMI.
She came come to love the smooth legs. My advice is to start cycling prior to marriage so she can't tell you to stop shaving because she knows when the knot is tied.
She came come to love the smooth legs. My advice is to start cycling prior to marriage so she can't tell you to stop shaving because she knows when the knot is tied.
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My GF was skeptical too, but now I'm single so I guess I have no excuse. Well, this weekend will be tights for sure. Maybe after that.
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My G/F was skeptical at first..... but after she got use to it (maybe a week or so) she loves it. We were looking at pictures from 2 years ago when I had leg hair and she actually thought it looked gross with lef hair (I was VERY hairy).
Give your wife a couple weeks, she will grow to love the smooth feeling when you are doing the horizontal hustle
Give your wife a couple weeks, she will grow to love the smooth feeling when you are doing the horizontal hustle
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i was single when i first took the plunge, so there was no "break in period"; my gf knew what she was getting in to. heh.
04-12-07, 06:25 AM
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Met my wife shaved. I stopped shaving during my post-racing burnout. Now I can't convince myself it's worth the time to shave. Kinda fits with the steel bike in the races 
If I could snap my fingers and be done every other day, I'd shave though.
If I could snap my fingers and be done every other day, I'd shave though.
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It turns out that fur on your legs is a useful evolutionary adaptation. It keeps you amazingly warm, which I never realized until this morning when I woke up without it.
Just looking it, you would not realize what a difference it makes.
Just looking it, you would not realize what a difference it makes.
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A brain that can select clothing is a further evolutionary adaptation
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Originally Posted by Ghostman
3 oz Bacardi 8 rum
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
Sugar syrup to taste
Shake and serve over crushed ice.
Somehow appropriate that this was Hemingway's favorite drink, although he surely would not approve.
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
Sugar syrup to taste
Shake and serve over crushed ice.
Somehow appropriate that this was Hemingway's favorite drink, although he surely would not approve.
04-12-07, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by zzzwillzzz
you forgot the mint for your mojito, no wonder you're confused
I ordered a daiquiri natural in some hipster bar one night and the bartender looked down her nose and said "we don't have a blender sir, and we only serve classic cocktails." I had to set her straight...
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Originally Posted by botto
it's mandatory in the 4s
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Originally Posted by waterrockets
Met my wife shaved. I stopped shaving during my post-racing burnout. Now I can't convince myself it's worth the time to shave. Kinda fits with the steel bike in the races
If I could snap my fingers and be done every other day, I'd shave though.
If I could snap my fingers and be done every other day, I'd shave though.
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Originally Posted by 'nother
Hmm. I don't remember my upgrade sticker arriving with a razor...
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Originally Posted by botto
sorry, i sometimes forget that irony doesn't exist west of the hudson, or south of the candian border.
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Originally Posted by 'nother
Sorry to hear about your feeble mind. Maybe you should see a doc about that. I think there are a few on here. Some of em even shave, I hear.
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Originally Posted by botto
thanks for the advice Frederick.
That's now semifreddo to you (small 's')
(Will also answer to 'chewbacca', 'sasquatch', 'caveman', etc.)
