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Old 05-18-07, 04:43 AM
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Caption Contest

While I already had something in mind, I thought I'd share this with the rest of you.

Saw this yesterday:

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"With Jan Ullrich no longer on the team, T-Mobile begins to sell off his kit"
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Old 05-18-07, 04:54 AM
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"Holy ****! Where the **** are my guads??!!"

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Originally Posted by DrPete
"Holy ****! Where the **** are my guads??!!"

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Geez, even the lighting angle is accurate.
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Originally Posted by EventServices
Geez, even the lighting angle is accurate.
Purely coincidental, I assure you.
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Originally Posted by DrPete
"Holy ****! Where the **** are my guads??!!"

"I guess people don't trust me after my bad peach incident"
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I think a caption contest for the latter picture might be more appropriate now.
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To improve performance, you can take drugs or buy expensive bikes - but we think the secret is helium!
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Maybe I'll get into cycling...

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Originally Posted by botto
While I already had something in mind, I thought I'd share this with the rest of you.

Saw this yesterday:

"Breaking news: Since loosing Jan, T-Mobile has decided to sign hamilton's chimera twin brother that was thought to not exist, his jersey is pictured above.

In other news, Greg LeMond 3 time TDF champ is willing to testify that he was sexually assualted by the chimera twin and witnessed PED use."
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Old 05-18-07, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPete
Purely coincidental, I assure you.
Indeed, but if you truly a photoshop god you'd know how to do it too
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Originally Posted by Nacho Speedee
Maybe I'll get into cycling...

appropriate, well done.
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Originally Posted by timmyquest
Indeed, but if you truly a photoshop god you'd know how to do it too
Hence the lack of god status, I suppose.
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Originally Posted by DrPete
Hence the lack of god status, I suppose.
But how is you "guad" status?
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"sources report excess twinkie consumption was factor in sub-par climbing performance for T-Mobile's ace rider, Paul Bunyon."
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powerbars and accelerade make for quite a volatile mix.
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its a big t-mobile marshmallow after a visit to a vacuum...

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