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Old 07-06-07, 08:38 PM   #1
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Caption contest

There's no way this next guy is gonna make the corner...

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Old 07-06-07, 08:40 PM   #2
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Well...

"Oh, S***!"

Is about all I can think of.
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We might as well do this one too:

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There's no way this next guy is gonna make the corner...
Here's mine:

I betcha I can bunny hop this ...
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So why is everyone hitting the bales? Guess I gotta too. I hate being a noob
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1. Take my wheel will ya?

2. So you think you can wear white and red shorts on a bike ride do you? Take this, you fashion fool!
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We might as well do this one too:
"So, why do you call this the 'Prometheus' ride?"
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Old 07-06-07, 09:37 PM   #11
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There's more than one way to ruin your shorts in a criterium.
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W.w.l.d. ?
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That looks kinky.
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1) Mmhhh. Fiber.

2) "When I said I needed a new chain, this isn't exactly what I meant."
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1) Hey...HAY!

2) Is that 1/8" or 3/32"?
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"What's the quickest way to bale out of this race?"
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"What's the quickest way to bale out of this race?"
teh winnar.

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1) Coach said to follow that wheel no matter what.

2) Cypress's recurring nightmare
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Old 07-07-07, 05:49 AM   #19
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1) Coach said to follow that wheel no matter what.

2) Cypress's recurring fantasy
Fixed it.
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"What's the quickest way to bale out of this race?"
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Old 07-07-07, 06:30 AM   #21
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1) Coach said to follow that wheel no matter what.

2) Everyone's recurring fantasy
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