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Cancellara fails first dope test (no.. not really)

Old 07-11-07, 09:26 AM
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Cancellara fails first dope test (no.. not really)

no.. not really.

its just a joke. a bad joke.


but it does demonstrate just how close this sport is to going down the crapper. one more... just one more thing like Landis....

and to quote Jim Morrison- "the whole ****house will go up in flames"
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Old 07-11-07, 09:27 AM
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dude, you almost gave me a heart attack!!!
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Old 07-11-07, 09:29 AM
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he he he he he he
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Old 07-11-07, 09:34 AM
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lame.......post over in TDF forum or move to FOO.
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Old 07-11-07, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by sleazy
its just a joke. a bad joke.
Sleazy, you are a bad man.

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Old 07-11-07, 09:41 AM
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It's bad enough for people to be arseholes in the TDF forum, but when the TDF arseholes overflow to the racing forum, I've got a problem.

bannination/crackdown, please.

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Old 07-11-07, 09:54 AM
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Funniest thing I've read in a while is the responses to this lame joke while knowing that many others similarly initially believed the topic and similarly freaked out but refrained from posting.

Good job.
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Old 07-11-07, 10:11 AM
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That's all we would need to have happen!
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Old 07-11-07, 10:36 AM
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Lame; lame even if posted in the TDF forum
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Old 07-11-07, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by FixdGearHead
Lame; lame even if posted in the TDF forum
That's saying something.
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Old 07-11-07, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by recursive
That's saying something.
best way I could communicate its excessive lameness
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Old 07-11-07, 12:38 PM
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I failed the first dope test when I entered this thread.
 
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i can only imagine how many people got seriously excited when they saw this thread
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Old 07-11-07, 01:18 PM
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You can certainly tell who the suckers are in this thread. I wonder, do you also demand someone be banned from the elevator when you both go for the same button and embarass you by hitting it first?
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Old 07-11-07, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by DocRay
I failed the first dope test when I entered this thread.
My new sig...
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Old 07-11-07, 02:36 PM
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Mods,
I'd respectfully suggest this thread be deleted. The title may result in spreading false impressions to those who just read the title.
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Old 07-11-07, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by merlinextraligh
Mods,
I'd respectfully suggest this thread be deleted. The title may result in spreading false impressions to those who just read the title.
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Old 07-11-07, 02:56 PM
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Tell me what possible value this thread has?

IIRC, the original thread title didn't even have the parenthetical, and was truely misleading. (or I didn't read it very carefully).
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Old 07-11-07, 02:58 PM
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A mod added it.
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The lame has thus gotten even lamer. Time for thread to die.
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Old 07-11-07, 04:29 PM
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If we're lucky there will be no allegations of doping and hopefully no drug-enhanced athletes at the TdF this year. Keep your fingers crossed.
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Old 07-11-07, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by sleazy
no.. not really.

its just a joke. a bad joke.


but it does demonstrate just how close this sport is to going down the crapper. one more... just one more thing like Landis....

and to quote Jim Morrison- "the whole ****house will go up in flames"

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