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Tougher than Miss Kazahkstan in the cow lifting competition.
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Tougher than Chuck Norris
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Tougher than most of the peloton he caught and pased
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How tough is Vino?

Old 07-13-07, 08:05 AM
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How tough is Vino?

Just how tough is this guy...?
 
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Chuck Norris wears Vino PJs to bed thats how tough he is.
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Old 07-13-07, 08:48 AM
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Vino clogs the toilet when he pisses.
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He clogs the toilet pissing Chuck Norris transfused Texas Ranger blood.
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Old 07-13-07, 09:34 AM
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He looks good in fishnets.
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Originally Posted by Greko

So tough he doesn't care about the fishnet tan-lines he's going to get.
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Chuck Norris is like a little girl in comparison.
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As tough as

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I hear that he habitually pulls his nails out just for the fun of it..
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Originally Posted by Moochers_Dad
So tough he doesn't care about the fishnet tan-lines he's going to get.
He won't get tanlines. The ghostly hue of his skin is actually layered coats of SPF-50.
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Old 07-13-07, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by bdcheung
He won't get tanlines. The ghostly hue of his skin is actually layered coats of SPF-50.

I was thinking more like sunblock 2000
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These warriors call him SIR!
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I was talking to Kevin Livingston about Vino at a party, and he said that Vino is actually an honorary general in the Kaz army. He told me about one time he got pulled over for doing 140 in his Porsche and the cops saw who he was, got his autograph, and sent him on his way.

So, as a general, soldiers must call him "Sir" somewhere

<Red Devil's kid and my kid go to school with Livingston's kid>
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He puts the hook end of the knitting needle into his penis and gives it 3 good pulls just for fun.
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Originally Posted by waterrockets
I was talking to Kevin Livingston about Vino at a party, and he said that Vino is actually an honorary general in the Kaz army.

So, as a general, soldiers must call him "Sir" somewhere
Those facts might be a little off with some exaggeration thrown in for good measure. Vino's a major in the Kazakh Army Reserve, and also a holder of the Kazakh People's Hero Medal.
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Old 07-13-07, 12:58 PM
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Isn't Borat from Khazakstan? Will he be in the Alps in this getup chasing Vino with a rubber pitchfork?

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What about my man Kloden? Yes, I love Vino because he will fight until the end just like Jan did. Zabel too.
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Originally Posted by Moochers_Dad
Those facts might be a little off with some exaggeration thrown in for good measure. Vino's a major in the Kazakh Army Reserve, and also a holder of the Kazakh People's Hero Medal.
Well, there you have it

Still, someone calls him "Sir."
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Nobody is tougher than Chuck Norris. You pathetic, small-minded little weenie.
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Old 07-13-07, 01:54 PM
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How did he go down?
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^^^^ with a smile on his face

How did he come up??
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Are there any post Stage 6 reports on his (and Kloeden's) condition ?
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