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bdcheung 07-16-07 08:57 AM

Rasmussen Positive
 
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/.../08diet_lg.jpg

The world of cycling rocked by recent discoveries within the Rabobank rider's hotel room.

TheKillerPenguin 07-16-07 08:59 AM

bastd :D

Snicklefritz 07-16-07 09:02 AM

:-p

jrennie 07-16-07 09:06 AM

I dont think anyone would look at le chicken and think he is on 'roids

botto 07-16-07 09:32 AM

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/3...odopingig4.jpg

cmh 07-16-07 11:35 AM

Where do you stick that blue thing in the starter kit, and how does that help with weight loss?

EventServices 07-16-07 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by jrennie
I dont think anyone would look at le chicken and think he is on 'roids

The newest means of testing: visual assessment?

bdcheung 07-16-07 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by cmh
Where do you stick that blue thing in the starter kit, and how does that help with weight loss?

According to the FDA the pill prevents fat absorption in your intestines. I can only presume the blue thing is a suppository.

wfrogge 07-16-07 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by bdcheung
According to the FDA the pill prevents fat absorption in your intestines. I can only presume the blue thing is a suppository.


Its the only weight pill that causes anal leakage. *true story*

bdcheung 07-16-07 01:45 PM

That calls for a story.

damocles1 07-16-07 02:33 PM

My wife looked at Chicken last night and said, "He needs a cheeseburger basket...!" Then we went and had cheeseburgers...

ed073 07-16-07 05:36 PM

you're closer than you think.

Before he signed with the Rabos, there were a lot of rumours circulating about MR's "determination" to win at any cost. I'd be surprised if his attitude has changed much since.

bdcheung 07-16-07 07:08 PM

So what do the UCI rules say about weight loss drugs?

slvoid 07-16-07 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by wfrogge
Its the only weight pill that causes anal leakage. *true story*

They also sell a potato chip that causes anal leakage.

skinnyone 07-16-07 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by slvoid
They also sell a potato chip that causes anal leakage.

True dat.. I just wanna meet that marketing genius.. :p

531Aussie 07-16-07 11:29 PM

"SIDE EFFECTS: The most common side effects of orlistat are oily spotting on underwear, flatulence, urgent bowel movements, fatty or oily stools, increased number of bowel movements, abdominal pain or discomfort, and inability to control stool (incontinence). "


yikes :p

DC Bruz 07-17-07 03:29 AM

STOP DOING THAT.

I swear these forums will give me a heart attack one day.

classic1 07-17-07 05:47 AM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
"SIDE EFFECTS: The most common side effects of orlistat are oily spotting on underwear, flatulence, urgent bowel movements, fatty or oily stools, increased number of bowel movements, abdominal pain or discomfort, and inability to control stool (incontinence). "


yikes :p

Yeah! you know, what they say - dirty pants, clean botty

http://www.youngones.1go.dk/images/rick2.jpg

merlinextraligh 07-17-07 08:47 AM


Originally Posted by damocles1
They made me take the pictures down...

But EDR gets a pass, WTF?

531Aussie 07-17-07 09:03 AM


Originally Posted by classic1
Yeah! you know, what they say - dirty pants, clean botty

"yeah, let's never wash our clothes again"

"what do you mean, 'again'"?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...oungones_3.jpg


"I....AM.......NOT......SHOUTING!!!! "

"Yes you are, Ric, I can sense it"

:p


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